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THE CHILDREN'S BILL OF RIGHTS - Part 2

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Now It's MY TURN!!!!
My very first impression was,
to toss this boy right out the door,
But here was a chance to teach him a lesson, for once and for ever more. I took my time and mulled it over, but something like this I couldn't let go, This kid of mine didn't realize, that he was messing with a pro!

I Could Just Chew Him Up

Let's Go Shopping

AND AWAY WE GO!

The next day we went shopping,
very much to his dismay, I didn't buy him 501s or shirts designed by Nike. I had called and talked to C. S. D., they said that they didn't really care, If I bought him Volume shoes, or a pair of Nike Airs.

AND THEN:

I cancelled his appointment with DMV, so he could test his driving SKILLS, I'd probably be dead by now for sure, If only looks could kill!

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Feed Me Now

I SAID:

By-the-way, I don't have time to stop and eat, or pick up stuff for you to munch, I think you should follow C. S. D.'s advice, And make yourself a big sack lunch.

So, you say what? that you're not hungry, that you can wait til dinner time? Well, I am fixing liver and onions, Cause that a favorite dish of mine.
Can we stop to get a movie, so you can watch on the VCR? Gosh no! I sold what was your T.V., And bought four new tires for my car.

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 I also rented out your room, sorry, you really don't need a bed, All I really have to do for you, Is put a roof over your head.
As long as I have to buy your clothes, and the food that you must eat, The money I gave you for an allowance, Is going to buy me something neat.

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No more eating after we shop, no more joking along the way, Son, I too have a BILL OF RIGHTS,

That goes into effect today.
What's the matter, why are you crying? what are you doing down on your knees? Why are you asking God to help you, Instead of C. S. D.?

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