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THE CHILDREN'S BILL OF RIGHTS - Part 1

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My son came home from school one day, with a silly grin on his face. He thought he was smarter than me, his mom, and he could put me in my place.

I have a Headache HE SAID->

Guess what I learned in Civics Two, that's taught by Mr. Wright,
It's about the laws of the land, today, its called:

THE CHILDREN'S BILL OF RIGHTS.

IT SAYS:

That I don't have to clean my room, I don't even have to cut my hair, Nobody can tell me what I can eat, or choose the clothes I wear.

Little Billy

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IT SAID:

Freedom of speech is my constitutional guarantee, and its my choice of what I read, or what I watch on TV I have the freedom of religion, and regardless to what you say, I don't have to ask your God for help--I don't have to pray.

IT SAID:

I can wear an earring in my ear,
and if I want to--I can pierce my nose, It's my choice if I so desire,
to tattoo Satan's numbers--across my toes.

Cry Baby

Hey, if ever again you try to spank me, I will charge you with the crime, and I can back up all my charges With the marks on my behind.

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HE SAID, NOW:

Don't ever touch my body again,
this body of mine is for me to use,
And not for your hugs and kisses and stuff, that's just another form of child abuse.

HE CONTINUED WITH:

And stop trying to fill my head with morals, like your mama did to you, Things like that is called mind control, And that's illegal too!

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